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Post  Annoyingness on Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:11 pm

Here's something that actually happened at school: (it was vair funny) This happened quite a while ago though. Oh, well.

INSIDE THE BAY CAFE...

Me: *walks up to Mr. Motty trying to keep a straight face*

Mr. Motty: *gazing innocently at lunch rolls*

Me: Er...Mr. Motteram? I have...er...something to tell you...er...

Mr. Motteram: *surprised* Er...yes?

Me: Look over there! *points at distant corner with wide eyes*

Mr. Motteram: *peers at corner*

Me: *points at other random corner*

Mr. Motteram: *still squinting at first corner* *looks around confusedly and sees me pointing somewhere else* Huh?

Me: Hahahahahaha! Never mind. *walks away leaving Mr. Motty with a bemused expression that clearly states 'she-has-completely-lost-her-mind'.

Mr. Motteram (to Lisa): Who is that crazy girl?

Lisa: She's from your Maths class. Didn't you recognise her?

Mr. Motteram: Er...no.

Hmph. He didn't even recognise me. How sad.


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Post  Respekt on Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:33 pm

Buahahaha!
These actually happened today:

Simone: I love Ashleigh. He's so cute!
Remy: No, he's not. He's horrible looking.
Simone: STOP BAGGING MY MAN!
Me: He's like half your height. He can't be your man...
Simone: Are you saying I'm his man?


Simone: I've been thinking about Ashliegh-
Me: Again
Simone *ignoring me* and it'd be really weird if he took my last name when we got married...
Me: Yeah, Ashleigh Murphy sounds like a paedophile's name...
Simone: *glaring* That's my brother's name. You just called my brother a paedophile.
Maddy/Me: *laughing hysterically*
Simone: I'm serious.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:05 am

Har, that was funneh.

Alice: *stressing* How come mine doesn't work? ARGH! *bangs and murders computer as though it's the pooter's fault*
Kerry: *blink* you're gonna break it Alice.
Alice: Can ya tell meh what went wroooong!?
Kerry: There's a mistake under your glasses Alice.


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Post  Alice-lah on Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:09 am

Well, it wasn't EXACTLY like that, but it was close enough...
Everyone else's computer was working except for mine!
*fumes silently*

LOL.
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Post  Respekt on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:13 am

Keehee. I can just imagine you doing that, Alice.

Today in Textiles we had to do hand embroidery, but the cotton was thicker than usual, and everybody was having trouble getting it through the needle head. Including me. In fact, I was the only person who couldn't get it in within ten minutes. It took me fifteen. I felt like stabbing my teacher with it, because she was stading over me. Smirking.
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Post  The Art Of Darkness on Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:36 pm

This happened last night I think, I can't remember
It was the adds for Grey's Anatomy.
My mum and sister Meg were sitting on the same couch and the remote was in the middle of them.
Both were eyeing the remote.
Meg snatched the remote away.
Mum: Meg give me the remote.(really aggressivly)
Meg: No mum I can handle the remote.
Mum: No you can't, we will end up missing Grey's Anatomy. Evil or Very Mad
Meg: I can so handle the remote. (mumbling)
Mum: No you can't. (her attention back to the TV)
I thought it was quite amusing. In my eyes it was.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:56 am

AHA!

Me: Yeah, I remember watching this astronomy show, and it said that female astronauts had to shove rubber tubing down their throats as training.

Alice: *looks like she's about to spew* That put me off being an astronomer.

Me (in my mind): BAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAOMGTHATISFUNNYHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAastonomerHAAAHAHAH!
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Post  Respekt on Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:26 am

BAUAHAHAHA! Maddy! You told me about this but it's still soooo funny.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:56 am

Aha!

Me: *points finger at the ceiling* Did you know, shrimps are born male and develop into females as they grow?
Dad: Ah, yes. *points finger at the ceiling* Did you know, the brain is more active sleeping than watching TV?
Me: Yeah. *points finger higher* Did you know, a garfish's bones are green?
Dad: Yeah, yeah. *points finger higher than mine* Did you know, the Chinese invented ice-cream?
Me: Duh. *points finger at highest point* Did you know... *pauses* *doesn't know any more "did you know's"*
Dad: *points finger at highest point (higher than my highest point)* Do you know why the sky is blue? *doesn't wait for my answer* Well, the sun's rays has seven different colours: red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, blue, violet. The warm colors, red, orange and yellow travel the fastest, and they go through the atmosphere. Green travels a bit slower, but it still goes through. Blue and indigo travels the slowest, and they don't make it past the atmosphere, getting trapped in it. They get reflected around in the atmosphere, dying the atmosphere blue. The end. Violet doesn't even go through. Apparently out-space is violet.
Me: I know why the freaking sky's blue. Cause the atmosphere's blue.

I thought it was pretty funny. I don't think most of you would get it though. To be honest, I didn't know why the sky was blue until dad said so. -_-
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Post  Annoyingness on Sat May 02, 2009 12:19 pm

Baha. I was, like, smiling the whole way through. My sister was asking me about something about Naruto, but I just flapped my hand at her and went, "Shoo."

*shakes head dismally*

It was automatic. I think Itachi's possessing me.

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Post  Respekt on Mon May 11, 2009 9:02 am

The funniest thing happened to me today.

Claire: Oh you poor, poor girl.
Me: Did you just say hedgehog?
Everyone: *silence*
Me: WELL?

LATER ON

Maddy: OH MY GOD! YES! THE LITTLE MERMAID!
Me: Did you just say hedgegog?
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Post  Annoyingness on Tue May 12, 2009 6:16 am

What the hell, Ibby? Vair nice. I really can just imagine you doing that. Oh, I thought Alice just said 'sock'. The pronunciation of your username. Pfft. Now, I can hear Vangie and some other people shouting abut some weird thing. Riiiigggghht.
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Post  Alice-lah on Tue May 12, 2009 6:21 am

I clearly said 'Soko.' so yeah. and and and and yeah.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Tue May 12, 2009 8:54 am

You said 'SOCKO'.

I swear, and so does Jay. T_T
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Post  Respekt on Tue May 12, 2009 10:12 am

*laughs hysterically*
Socko....
Nice, Alice.
I still don't think it's worse than some random guy telling me that I want him 'in the pants'...
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Post  Annoyingness on Tue May 12, 2009 1:23 pm

Oh, how nice of him. He's obviously in some advanced class. *rolls eyes* Anyway, yeah. Socko. Socko. Socko. Barbie sockos.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Wed May 13, 2009 12:33 am

Truey's. Very Happy heheheeheee. Oh you just made me barf on my keyboard. Now there's bits of raisin bread stuck in my keys. XD Kiddddddiding.
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Post  Respekt on Wed May 13, 2009 9:40 am

Hehehe. I have all these ideas for one shots. It makes me haaaappppyyyyy:D:D:D

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Kerry-that is so cute!
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Post  spiffythegreat on Thu May 14, 2009 12:41 am

I is lovies kitties. Very Happy:D:D:D

bom

I don't even know why that smiley is called bom.
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Post  Alice-lah on Thu May 14, 2009 6:29 am

You like cats? ok...
I can't believe that guy, Ibbie. How old is he...>_<. hehe. Still that was funny. I burst into hysterical laughter last night when I checked. My mum thought I was having a NAPLAN panic attack. Very Happy


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Post  Respekt on Thu May 14, 2009 9:40 am

You should see the things that happen to Maddy and I at school...
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Post  Annoyingness on Sun May 17, 2009 12:01 pm

Hah, right. Well, YOU should see what happens to US at school. The other day, we walked through the door leading to the Rose courtyard, and then I randomly said, "Imagine if we could peel off the 'push' and 'pull' stickers on the door and switch them round."

And guess what happened?

When we were going down to lunch later on, Kerry suddenly ran up to me and said, "You can actually peel them off!"

And so, after we finished lunch, we ran up to the door and attempted to peel them off. A coupla teachers walked by and we pretended to be walking really slowly towards the door.

When they passed, we started to peel them off madly.

In the end, the mission was successful.

Except now, they peeled the stickers off. I think they must've known that somebody switched them. Dahmn. (pronounced 'damn' with an English accent)
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Post  Respekt on Sun May 17, 2009 2:23 pm

Oh you little pranksters...
Well, last night I was over at Maddy's house for her 16 year old sister's birthday party. IT WAS HILARIOUS! There were all these drunk people around the bonfire that was out in one of Maddy's paddocks. And this one girl called Charlie was so funny! She was so plastered that she had no idea where she was.

Charlie: *bursts into tears* I don't even know where I am!
Me/Maddy: *laughing hysterically*
Charlie: And mah headband keeps fallin' off!

And she couldn't even stand up.
Also, another girl called Molly was also drunk out of her mind. She tried to stagger over to us, but she was going the wrong way. And she fell over. All these people were coming up to Maddy and I and asking us who we were. We comtemplated giving them fake names like Beatrice-Bert, for short-but decided against it.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Mon May 18, 2009 12:39 am

BAHAAAHA! That is SO funny. Very Happy

I had this really weird dream...

I was walking home from school and I saw all these year 7's and Ibby gathering in the park thing. I walked up to them and this girl called Taylor was pulling random year 7's from nowhere. Then you guys approached me, and Alice burst out, "I LOVE POKEMON!" We all stared at her for a moment, and Jay said, "what, those little buggers that jump out from plastic balls?" And Alice hit Jay for that comment. Then Ibby said that this gathering was for some kind of Pokemon game.

Oh, and Mel suddenly mentioned that I don't follow the dress code outside school because I wasn't wearing my blazer... -_-

It was so random. And I got the curly-hair-ringlets thing again. This time I managed to make it straighter by brushing it... Very Happy
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Post  Annoyingness on Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:40 pm

Oh, oh, oh. Why are we talking about dreams again when we're supposed to be...dialoguing?

Anyway, here's one:

"Hm..."
Munch, munch.
"Keehee."
"Huh?"
Munch, munch.
"Apparently..."
"Hm?"
"Apparently, tomorrow is going to be 15 degrees..."
"Oh?"
"And the day after is going to be FOURTEEN degrees..."
"Ah."
"And there's going to be one day that's THIRTEEN degrees..."
"..."
"It's getting very cold..."
"Oh, that's good. Then maybe I can die from frostbite."
"Hah? What? You talking nonsense, lah."
Munch, munch.


Yeah, that was a convo between my dearest DADDY-KINS and I. He's the one sounding sane.
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