Mr. Motty and the Bay Cafe

Ha! Maybe...

But I'd say what you said, and I prefer the idea of both of us being sane.

Hah, yeah. I really want a grand piano. But my Dad says we don't have any space.

Damn.

Maybe we could throw out a table and put the grand piano there?

I want a black one!!!

Did you know...

*pauses*

That apparently, Tracy's mum said that when Tracy finished her piano and gets a certificate, she would buy her a grand piano? And she wants it to be white.

I hate white grand pianos. They're so...white.

I hate Tracy. Has she thrown any tantrums lately?
And I hate white Grand Piano's for a completely different reason.

Once I watched this gay show and they had a gay red grand piano.

"I wish there were pianos made from pure glass..."

"Then it'd break when you play because it's too fragile for the vibrations."

"What if it's made from fibre glass?"

"..."

That was a brief conversation between my dad and I. I still wish we could have glass pianos.

Same...*sighs wistfully*
I told my mother that I'd love to have a glass piano and she told me that I'd have to practice more first....psh.

I hate AMEB. They have the worst songs ever. So much for motivation.

I'm having a writer's block and I'm about to die.

Yeah, and with a glass pianos...then...it would make REALLY pretty tinkling sounds as well. What other stuff could it be made from? There's glass...and...uh...I donno.

How about...

Oh I dunno, peanut butter toast?

Riiiiggghhht. Or how about octopus tentacles?


So it could shove all its 8 feet up...

Uh...never mind.

*COUGHCOUGH*

I asked my dad about glass pianos again, and he said they could be made from fibre glass, and the vibrating wire thingos could be made from pure silver. He said it would possibly work, except it'd be really expensive and troublesome.

And they'd have to make special molds for the glass.

We can afford it when we get rich.

And when we have a butler called Butler *winks at Jay*

OMG. Did you know there really is a piano made of glass? Here I'll send you a copy. They're still making it but here's a model of it. ITS SOOOO COOL. They let you copy the model but the other link doesn't work. Here:

http://www.stellarglass.com/crystalpiano.jpg

Cool, right?
Yeah i know.

Oh, yesterday night, my sister and I were talking about Naruto. We had this really funneh dialogue:

JM: Yeah, and you know Uchiha Mandara?
Me: Hn.
JM: Well, he looked like Obito-
Me: What? I thought he was supposed to be a thousand years old or something.
JM: He is. But he LOOKED like Obito when he was yum- I mean, young.
Me: *laughing head off*
JM: What? What's so funny?
Me: *chokes on orange*
JM: Um...are you alright? Um...
Dad: I think she's gone crazy.
JM: Yeah, there's something wrong with her. *starts laughing too*
Dad: *walks away because he's finding it all too strange*
Me: *gone into the realm of laughter where it can't be heard anymore*
JM: Um...are you...um...okay?
Me: *can't even answer properly*
JM: What are you...? Are you laughing about me saying 'yum' instead of 'young'?
Me: *can't even nod properly*
JM: Oh...*laughs*
Me: Yeah, be-laugh- cause you s-said- laugh- that-snort-
JM: Yeah, um...you can't even talk properly without laughing.

Gosh, it was funny. I haven't laughed like that since Steph's phantom of the opera walk. No wonder my sister thought I was crazy. And you know what she said to me after that:

'God, I haven't seen you laugh so hard before.'

Yum? *begins laughing hysterically* I haven't laughed so hard since the last time I burst into laughter for no reason.

It doesn't really sound that funny now, but it was so funny back then. God, I must be going crazy. Like, REALLY, REALLY crazy.

Nyah, well. For some reason, I thought of this other really funneh dialogue between Neji and Tenten: (it just POPPED into my head) (sorry if it sounds perverted or anything)

Neji: *lying on bed*
Tenten: *staring at his chest*
Neji: *relishing in Tenten's adoring gaze*
Tenten: You've got man-boobs.
Neji: What!?
Tenten: You DO. *pointedly glances*
Neji: *trying to think of a comeback*
Tenten: *smug*
Neji: Yeah, well...you're just jealous because they're bigger than yours.
BURN.
Tenten: *starts beating Neji up*

Yeah, it was so random. But once when I was in tuition, that ACTUALLY happened. And it was between the teacher and another girl. The teacher being Neji, and the girl being Tenten. And when the teacher said that his were bigger than hers, everyone in the room was like:

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

And then one kid went: BURN.

And then we all cracked up laughing.

PS: The teacher was male.
PPS: I might actually consider using this dialogue in 100 Moments.
PPPS: I want more reviews, but I'm not getting any.
PPPPS: I think I'm losing mah touch.

*begins laughing even more hysterically* Nice, Jay. No, honestly. But Neji like that...*shudders*

Ew.

I just realized that I keep making really lame jokes out of really...perverted stuff lately. I think Kakeru's habit is rubbing off me. *glares*