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Post  Annoyingness on Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:22 am

Hey, there! If you are feeling a bit out of touch, or if you just desperately need some friends, you can introduce yourself here. Now, that I think of it, I would like every member on this site to introduce yourself here.

Just include the basics such as name, age, birth, birthplace, etc, etc.

You all know how a biography goes.

Hopefully.

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Post  Respekt on Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:41 pm

Okay. Here goes.

Hi! My names Bob. I'm 1987349745738929 years old and currently live in a lamp. I was born in Kyohru Land. Wanna know how to get there? Drive to Melbourne and keep going left until you get to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Ask Franky for "The Bizzles" if he leads you to a cardboard box inside a clam shell then you're in the wrong place. I make doorknobs for a living.

Just kidding.
I'm an accountant.



PS: It's Izzy. I'm 13 years old. I is be loven ze writing, reading and ze drawing. Weele, I'm away laughing on a fast camel. S'laters!
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Post  spiffythegreat on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:28 am

Man, you're funny. Lemme buy ya a drink. *hic*

I'm Kerry and I love plywood. I also like to gamble, and poker is actually really fun (seriously). I live in Masapiqwua, which is in England, and I murder chickens for a living.

Name: Nestle Diet
Age: Since 1848. Work it our yourself.
Birth: 1848
Birthplace: Nestle factory.

I'm a type of yogurt.

Nestle, truth or dare? Truth. I'm Kerry and I'm 12. I love to write and draw and sleep and breath and watch anime.
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Post  Respekt on Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:17 am

I know. I kill myself with my hilariosity. Say, what's in this drink? *hic*

Nice to meet you. I'm sure we'll get along swimmingly. *eyes suspiciously*
Toodles!
PS: I have since changed homes. I now live in a pencil case. Yours, to be exact.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:22 am

There's methane in the drink. I've moved too. Now I live in my DVD player.
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Post  Respekt on Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:25 am

Methane? Pfft. I am IMMUNE to Methane. *drops dead*
Say, you don't, by any chance live in my DVD player do you? I think I've seen you around...
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Post  The Art Of Darkness on Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:29 am

Hi im Maddy.
i like to think that i am funny, but some people dont laugh at my jokes like i do all the time.
my family thinks im suicidal and that there is something very wrong with me. To be honest i agree, you dont come past someone everyday who gets angry at themselves becuase they can't master moving their arms whilst their breathing, in their mind. I am in a seriouse relationship with my computer. His name is Dell. Dell is currently not with me at the moment as stupidity overwhelmed me and i sent a virus to him.
I am 12. My interests include easy mac, anime, writing, reading and music.
Yes I am desperate for friends Crying or Very sad
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Post  spiffythegreat on Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:38 am

Here, try this drink, *hic*, it helps ya make new friends. *hic* Methane attracts women to *hic* other women *laughs giddily and hics*.

I FEEL PRETTY! *presses face against fish tank, scaring fish away* friends.... *hic*

Ze next morning...
Hangover. Eweth.

"Where's Jay?" "She's outside skipping. Said something about youth..." *all listens to sounds from outside* "8376... 8377... 8378... 8379... 8380..." "..." "Uh-huh."

Yeah, I think I live in your DVD player, Bob. Have you experienced any problems with playing your DVDs? Well, you should, because I used the LED light that's in the ON button for my yogurt tub.
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Post  Respekt on Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:21 am

UGH! *throws the Methane into a nearby plant* *presses face up against other side of fish tank and scares Kerry* *hic*

Yes, as a matter of fact, I have been having trouble with my DVD player. I'm writing up an eviction notice right now. So there. By the way, I stole your protractorr, Kerry.

Apparently I make weird faces when I run.
*hic*
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Post  spiffythegreat on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:24 am

*imposter of Itachi*

*hic* Sasuke-kun was *hic* a cute baby when he was *hic* young... *hic*

*hic* THIS IS FOR EVICTING ME!!!! *squirts Akatsuki brand of shampoo in Izzy's eyes and cackles evilly*

Izzy: AHHHH! IT BUUURNS!
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Post  Respekt on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:34 am

*imposter of Kerry* BOO!

*screams* Great. Now I can't see. And my eyes probably smell like shampoo. Thankyou. *grabs conditioner and dowses Kerry in it*
Grin. You know you deserved it.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:37 am

*rubs conditioner into hair*

Ew, I hate strawberry scented conditioner. Haven't you got any honey and pear scented? They're really good, and they smell nice.

*pulls off Itachi mask to reveal un-hair-conditioned face*

You missed anyway. Now I get a free hair conditioning session. *smirks*

Jay? She hasn't been on for ages. We need a search party.
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Post  Respekt on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:40 am

Well, you obviously should be hit with rotten fruit for that comment. *digs up compost bin and grins evilly*

Yes. We should form a search party....*lies down* after my nap...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*opens eyes and dumps compost on Kerry* hehe. Almost forgot.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:41 am

Eeeewww!

I'm gonna go shower.

Baddie bye.
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Post  Annoyingness on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:22 am

Yar, dee yar. Just came back from skipping. Skipped 123350592805 times in the backyard. Say, I really think I need to plant my pot of grass. It's been sitting in my cupboard for some time now. What say you, Kerry?

Okay, anyway.

My name is Jeffrey, and I live in Tree Baka Land. I kill geese for a living. To get to my house, you just go straight up and keep going up until you reach Jupiter. Then, you turn right until you bash into Mars. After you have recovered, you turn left until you drive straight through Pluto. Head down until you arrive next to Earth.

I know you could have just travelled from Earth and turn right to get to my home, but I just wanted to watch you struggle. Toodles.

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Post  spiffythegreat on Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:56 am

Oh. Well, I've returned to my official home:

I'm Plywood, and I live in Masapiqwua in a Plywood house. First, you start out from King's Island with a unicycle. You cycle east until you're under water in the ocean. Then, you swim upwards until you run into the moon. Then, you head in the direction of the sun and stop five meters from it. Then, you turn south and land on Mercury, where you'll find Bottie the drink bottle. You ask Bottie where Plywood is. But Bottie won't reply, because he's a drink bottle, so you give up and head over to Jupiter. When you're on the surface, start burrowing a hole and jump in it. When you're in the center of Jupiter, you'll see this plywood house. Yeah, that's it.
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Post  Dragon on Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:12 pm

Kinda overdue as I haven't found time to do...well ANYTHING.

My name is Dragon if you haven't gathered that...if you haven't you are stupid.
if you wanna know why I couldn't do anything...it's because I was frozen in an ice block for 3 million years doing nothing but practice my telekinesis, i now live in something called a LED tv? Technology these days far outstrip human kind... Evil or Very Mad I wonder if the world will perish in it's own creations... anyway gtg, gotta dinosaur display to move and scare the living daylights out of someone. *disappears instantaneously* damn...wrong door *walks into a glass window* dang... this is not good *opens right door and disappears leaving Jay blinking behind*
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Post  Alice-lah on Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:22 am

errr...
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Post  Annoyingness on Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:19 pm

Dude, your 'errr' could have been offensive. So don't 'errr' anymore.

And thanks, Lisa, for introducing yourself. Even though we already knew you. Smile
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Post  Alice-lah on Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:23 am

No, it wasn't that way. It was because the ending was slightly random and she didn't mention things like age, apart from the iceblock thing, and apart from that, nothing else that we were supposed to do...

But it doesn't matter anyway, because we already know Lisa.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:53 am

But to us, you sound offensive, no matter what your intentions. At least explaine your "errr" after saying so. Razz
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Post  Dragon on Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:55 am

man...

here's some of the stuff I left out

Age: 6 million years old

Hobbies: scaring people
yeah

that's all I think you need to know
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Post  Alice-lah on Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:58 pm

Yeah, information needed.

Kerry: It's not like you aren't offensive with your posts. Seriously. Hypocrite. Razz

Nah, kidding.

Razz

It doesn't matter anyway.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:45 am

I'm back from the land of greatness.

I am SPIFFY THE GREAT. Razz
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Post  Dragon on Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:12 am

okay?

I've moved too, I used to live in Zombieland but now I live in Fairfield which unfortunately...has been zombified Mad not very good...how ever I did meet 4 new mates who are really bad ass shooters
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