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Post  Annoyingness on Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:47 am

This topic, as you can tell from the subject, is all about quotes. Quotes that you happened to find, quotes that you already knew, just quotes. If you have a favourite quote that you would like to share, then post it here. If it's just something random that you saw on the internet, then post it here.

Post as many quotes that you can find. Lovely quotes, romantic quotes, hilarious quotes, dramatic quotes, etc.

We just need quotes. Proverbs are welcome, too.

I have a quote:

I write like I need to breathe- because if I didn't, I would die.

As you can tell, that quote is below the home banner up the top of the page because I put it there. It's the best quote, to me, in the world, and I think that I would remember it for a long time. After all, I love writing.

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Post  Annoyingness on Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:36 am

I just found some funny quotes:

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

You're a lonely man, and the only person who likes you is me...when you're dead.

Very Happy
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Post  spiffythegreat on Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:50 am

HA! Classic. During a game of FAKE HEART ATTACKS. Very Happy

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

Whoever said nothign is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Anyone else?
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Post  Annoyingness on Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:40 pm

Wow, brilliant. 'Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.' That one is awesmoe, apart from the fact that you spelled 'nothing' wrong. Heehee.

What a Face Um... how about...

'English is a strange language. That's why we park our car on the driveway, and drive on the parkway.'

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Post  spiffythegreat on Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:05 pm

Simply brilliant. Parking cars on driveways... which is true!

Oopsies, typo for nothing... T^T Oh well. I can't be bothered to go edit it... sorry. Surprised

I found this on some total random's profile...

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

I ish likies. Very Happy
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Post  Annoyingness on Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:08 am

I ish likies too. Smile

And don't worry about the editing, we're all getting lazier by the second anyway. Wait, no! I don't want to end up a fat little slob when I grow up!!! *hyper* Must get fit!! *fire eyes*

*sigh* Sometimes I remind myself of Lee. XD
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Post  spiffythegreat on Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:39 am

I wanna get fit too! These days, I'm so lazy that I don't change my MSN message thingo when I sign in (which I used to always do), appear offline and various other lazy things.

It's the holiday season, I tell ya. When school's back on, there's two bloody PE lessons a week, walking from school four days a week, freaking piano lessons and eating a packed lunch. I would prefer to have... you know, Chinese-y stuff that's cooked, like curry!

Since this is the quotes forum, I'll just throw in a quote that came to mind:

Machi wouldn't mind having curry three meals a day!

Or something like that...

Sometimes I suddenly decide that I'll 'embark on a journey to fitness', then in my mind decide that I'll run 24632948623784423428493264km that day, then give up.

But it'd prolly be pretty awesome to be all fit like Lee. But if fitness and craziness come hand in hand, I think I'd pass. bounce
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Post  Annoyingness on Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:08 am

Yeah, sometimes I get these random bursts of inspiration where I'm all: 'I have determination, and I'm gonna get fit. I will be the fittest person in the world!!!' And then I go on some exercise machine, and then five minutes into it, I'm regretting even having that burst of inspiration. Smile

I'm too unfit. I'm prolly the most unfit person in Yr 8 now.

And I hate packed lunches, especially ones with ham. I'm so sick of ham now.

Ah, Lee, Lee, Lee. *a bit put off* But then, if you just start working hard all of a sudden, and then you stop because you're too lazy, then all the muscle will just...FLOOMP. pig
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Post  spiffythegreat on Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:12 am

No, I'm the most unfit person in Year Eight, so haha. Haha.

I'm starting to get the impression that you're on the pooter. Are you on MSN?
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Post  Annoyingness on Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:15 am

No, I'm not on the pooter, seeing as I'm typing this up. *cough cough*

Also, you're wrong about being the most unfit, because I am. Didn't you get seventeen or sixteen seconds something for the 100 m run or something? I thought I got like... an hour something. I can't remember. It definitely had a 60 minutes in it though. Smile

Heehee.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:17 am

I think I forgot to tell you in this other thread: no, not sunglasses. Just glasses. Cool

And no, I am the most unfit. I tweaked the timer thing that time... Twisted Evil
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Post  Annoyingness on Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:20 am

But still. You've got longer legs. Don't try to worm yer way outta this one. :-l

****.****

Neeheeehee.
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Post  spiffythegreat on Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:05 pm

Doesn't help that I run slow.

Twisted Evil

Face it, I'm unfit.
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Post  Annoyingness on Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:53 pm

I faced unfitness a long time ago. And that's why I'm the most unfit person there ever was.

Pillow, here I come!
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Post  spiffythegreat on Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:48 am

*sigh* Fine. You win. Since this is THE QUOTES forum, I'll just throw something in...

I do respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid.
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Post  Annoyingness on Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:49 pm

Hahaha, I ish likies that quote. Smile

Now, I've got one:

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


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Post  spiffythegreat on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:24 am

Nice, warm for the rest of his life! *snicker*

Gawd, you have no idea how bored I am. I haven't been on deviantART since a while, and I have five hundred or so bloody messages. Most of them being spam. T^T
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Post  Annoyingness on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:41 am

I'm very bored too. T_T

Um... I really want something to doo. I also want a drawing tablet. Smile I wish I had one... like leo22334455 on deviant art. *wails in anguish*

I'm reading Juno of Taris right now. It's actually not the most boring book in the universe. Rolling Eyes
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Post  spiffythegreat on Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:29 am

Yesh! A drawing tablet! My mum promised to get me one, like, AGES ago, but now I think she's forgotten all about it, and when I bring it up, she goes, "I neber said that!"

My mum does that a lot. It's annoying. And Asian.

You're not tripping over your own feet to burn that book? Oh my God Hay has crossed over to the dark side.
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Post  Annoyingness on Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:48 am

When I said I wanted a drawing tablet, my dad just complained about how it's too expensive and how I want everything. But... well, yeah, okay, I want a lot of things, and that's probably why I don't get a lot of things. I probably shouldn't ask for more anyway seeing as we have 5 people in our family that we have to cater for. Smile

Um... I have this whole list of things in my mind that I plan to buy when I grow up and get rich Smile. Haha. A Siberian Husky is a definite. A definite. Or, well... at least a dog is. ^^

Quote: "It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them".

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." <--- I also love that one. Funneh. cyclops Suspect

Haha, Lisa, Alice and you are all sane. I'm pretty sure I'm the insane one. Or.. well... the insanest one. Smile
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Post  spiffythegreat on Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:39 am

Yeah... just stuff I want to buy when I get rich. Which I will. I hope... T^T

Nice one, the one about insanity. But you're not American, you realise. Very Happy

Ah, well here's a quote...

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"

My parents never send me to my room, they just yell when they're angry... Very Happy
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Post  Annoyingness on Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:47 am

Yeah... my parents never send me to my room either. My mum just yells and yells and yells really loudly. Like... so everyone in the house and outside can hear her scolding me. She's too loud. I mean... seriously, at least punish me through whispers or something. Smile

My dad doesn't really yell, but he's really scary when he's angry. He smiles in this kind of 'go one step further and you're going to be killed' kind of way. TT.TT And then he speaks in a kind of threatening way.

I could tolerate my mum's yelling, because she always comes and just says: 'Aw, I didn't mean it' after. But then my dad's anger kind of... lingers... (scaaary)

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Post  spiffythegreat on Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:11 am

Yeah, my mum's always the shrill one. Except she goes, 'Yeah I meant it' afterwards. TT.TT

When I read your post, I just thought of Motoko (Mokoto? Matoko? The Yuki fanclub president) and her mum, arguing about selling radishes. Smile And the neighbours go, "The Minagawas are at it again" and stuff.

You know, when I found out that the Fruits Basket anime only had 26 episodes, just up to disc four, I almost died. They didn't even introduce all twelve of the zodiacs! And Tohru didn't even end up with anyone!

Gawd I was pissed.

Quote: Gawd I was pissed.

(Can't find a funneh one.)
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Post  Annoyingness on Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:39 am

Yeah! The Fruits Basket thing... I was actually wondering whether that was the end or not. Because it was just so... sudden. Like... it just ENDED. *wild hand gestures*

It was so sad... I was hoping that there would be discs 5 and 6. TT.TT How sad...

Um... hem... yeah.

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Post  spiffythegreat on Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:46 pm

*pats Hay's head* Child! I'm afraid that there'll NEVER be a season two for our beloved manga series! *in the sunset like Lee*

It just bloody ENDED and she didn't even end up with anyone! *punches wall*

Have I said this one?

When you talk to God that's religion. When God talks to you that's psychotic.
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